Suspend Your Disbelief

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Gary Oldman in the trailer for Paranoia

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Much Ado About Nothing Hollywood screening

"Well, I’m the boss… Head Honcho. El Numero Uno. Mr. Big. The Godfather. Lord of the Rings. The Bourne… Identity. Er… Taxi Driver. Jaws. I forgot the question quite a while back. Who are you, again?"


"HELLS TEETH! They’re just cars! I’m not aroused! God DAMN these electric sex pants!"


"Damn that sorcerer! 20 gold pieces and I’m wankered on Rohypnol!"


"I like my women like I like my toast; hot and consumable with butter."


Matt Berry as Douglas Reynholm in The IT Crowd

Gary Oldman + Stephen Dillane in Heading Home (BBC TV series “Screen Two”, S7 Ep1) Part 2

Gary Oldman + Stephen Dillane in Heading Home (BBC TV series “Screen Two”, S7 Ep1) Part 1

Quintus Dias: “Brick… What kind of a name is that anyway?”

Brick: “Short, sir… For Ubriculius.”

Quintus Dias: “Your mother must have been… wise.”

Brick: “She was a fucking comedian.”

Gary Oldman as Norman Stansfield in Leon

"I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven."

Stannis: “First we ate the horses. We weren’t riding anywhere, not with the castle surrounded, we couldn’t feed them, so, fine, the horses. Then the cats. Never liked cats, so, fine. I do like dogs - good animals, loyal - but we ate them. Then the rats. The night before you slipped through I thought my wife was dying. She couldn’t speak anymore, she was so frail. And then you made it through the lines, slipped right through with your little black sailboat, and your onions.”

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